Admitting that she is often afraid of the curbs, the G500 provides the requisite amount of safety and ground clearance to mount the sidewalk if she ever gets the urge. (Naturally we can empathize with her "mounting" urges). With a 300-horsepower 5.0-liter V8 at her disposal, the blonde bombshell handles the formidable 4x4 nicely, managing to keep it on the road long enough to deliver yet another aimless analysis. Subtitles are included if you're interested. If not, just keep an eye out for the money shots.