Comments - 5 SUVs We Want But Can't Afford

Published: Feb 01, 2013
Description: It's amazing how expensive SUVs can get these days. But like any other segment in the automotive world, there are always those willing to pay top dollar to have the most blinged out, luxurious an...
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Brian Johnston Feb 02, 2013
Car buzz you forgot the landrover bushranger. Way better than the landrover here.
Tyler Tarbox Feb 02, 2013
And the fact that when you die you lose all of it anyways
Johnny Matias Feb 01, 2013
And you base your life off superficial material things without care for the rest of the world.
Tyler Tarbox Feb 01, 2013
Agree with Carl Buzzl. So funny that you get satisfaction from telling someone you can afford a nice car. Guess what? There's always someone else with more money somewhere.
عبدالعزيز اليوسف Feb 01, 2013
You can't afford it not me !
Scuttle Buttocks Feb 01, 2013
A want the rover with the 29 speaker sound system
Stephane Rioux Feb 01, 2013
all ugly except the range rover.... but all over priced... can get bmw x5 or audi Q5 (eventually SQ5)... for a reasonable amount....really what more could you need.
Brennan Jones Feb 01, 2013
No cayenne turbo?
Description: There's no way the Dartz Prombron couldn't be included in this list. It's obnoxious in every way imaginable and there's a great likelihood it won't even fit in your garage. Th...
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Justin Routh Feb 01, 2013
The fun is getting your friends to do wierd stuff to your seats before they know what it is
David Lee Feb 01, 2013
I would never want to sit on a whale dick.
Chris Huff Feb 01, 2013
You mean the car that has a whale penis interior
Rob Clark Feb 02, 2013
If the world was truly ending then I'd want this.
Tyler Tarbox Feb 02, 2013
@Jason. Hahahaha Amen.
Ashton Summers Feb 01, 2013
This got awkward.
Tyler Tarbox Feb 01, 2013
@Tyler. You're a disgrace to the great Tyler name
Jacob Burford Feb 01, 2013
Crazy car! Can't imagine seeing one on the road! I'll stick with a more sensible Range Rover!
David Lee Feb 01, 2013
They forgot to mention that the interior is made of whale dick.
Maaz Khan Feb 01, 2013
V LOOOL @ Pablo
Pablo Herasme Feb 01, 2013
The only thing besides a M1 Abraham I would ride on a trip to Detroit
Omar Hash Feb 01, 2013
If I'm seen driving this hairy beast, it would attract all the Persians like flies to the windscreen in Southern California.
Tyler Robertson Feb 01, 2013
Do not want. Can afford
Ashton Summers Feb 01, 2013
If your buying this, it's with untraceable bills. And you don't talk on the phone for more than a minute lest the CIA figure out you exact whereabouts.
Tyler Tarbox Feb 01, 2013
Alright I don't care how much this costs, I would rather have a simple $60K Denali over this shit
Jacob Viiper McCord Feb 01, 2013
this thing has to weigh about 7 - 8k pounds atleast,
Jake Judges Feb 01, 2013
This would scare the shit out of me in the road
Stanzel Washington Feb 01, 2013
Nope, Latvia.
Author Norman R. Colson Feb 01, 2013
Wtf is this from? Transformers?
Adenis KalashNikov Ruci Feb 02, 2013
Where'd the driver
Tim Butler Feb 01, 2013
Wtf u talkin about car buzz cant afford pssssshhhha i wouldent it buy though unless i had to go through a 3rd world country with like a mill
Description: The Mercedes-Benz G Wagon dates all the way back to 1979 but still looks incredible today. Yes, it looks like a box but it's a true SUV in every sense. Over the years, it's retained its off-...
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Tobias Mersinger Feb 01, 2013
Good call, Carlton!
Carlton Salmon Feb 01, 2013
I'd take mine in black with black interior along with the Brabus Widestar B63 upgrade, thank you.
Wyatt Gordon Feb 01, 2013
G Wagon all day! Ill have a G63 AMG in black please with black wheels and a red interior
Jacob Mullner Feb 02, 2013
Not very attractive to most people but I'd still buy one if I had the money....which I definitely don't. I like the side exhaust too
Tyler Tarbox Feb 02, 2013
@Scotty. Yeah you can buy it for $50K if it has like 120,000 miles on it and the warranty is all gone.
Scotty MacPherson Feb 01, 2013
The Merc is my pick by far. You can snag one for under $50K when its half decade old. Full time 4x4 and three differentials that lock and a V8. Probably planetary gears in the T case but none the less a great machine.
Jackson Michael Feb 01, 2013
I love this thing. If I could have any 5 cars this would be one of them.
Tyler Tarbox Feb 01, 2013
This car isn't necessarily great looking but this might be just the coolest car in the world.
Mohammed Shamma Feb 01, 2013
Best SUV in history IMO. Especially the 2013 with the sexy new interior. Its perfect now. The exterior is amazing and special and its good they didnt changed anything. Very powerful and great car
Ashton Summers Feb 01, 2013
@Andy. So true about the 5-Series GT. looks like its ass had an allergic reaction to a bee sting.
Brian Howard Feb 01, 2013
Don't we have this in the us?
Andy Clouthier Feb 01, 2013
Can I add the 5 series GT to the ugly list? At least the back end.
Jacob Burford Feb 01, 2013
They are cool looking but that is it!
Carlton Salmon Feb 01, 2013
@ Brandon. Wish I hadn't - the image of an Aztek still gives me sleepless nights! Hahahaha!
Brandon Chase Feb 01, 2013
Haha he said juke. Have you seen the Aztek?!
Preston Ming Feb 01, 2013
4th ugliest vehicle on the planet..behind a pinto, gremlin, and a juke..even if I had the money if call Mercedes and tell where to stick this hunk of s***! matter of fact..I'll be back......
Brandon Chase Feb 01, 2013
Absolutely love this vehicle. Used too have one but hell if I was ever going to take it off road!!!
Wyatt Gordon Feb 01, 2013
AAAAAWWW YEAH!
Ashton Summers Feb 01, 2013
The Beverly Hills pavement crusher.
Tyler Tarbox Feb 01, 2013
And also this is my favorite SUV ever!
Tyler Tarbox Feb 01, 2013
@Jennarong. Big whoop. No one cares
Greg Kenerly Feb 01, 2013
The G Wagon. Not a fan but the high price tag makes me want one.
Ceyda Deniz Gurler Feb 01, 2013
This thing is ugly!!
Jennarong Muengtaweepongsa Feb 01, 2013
*Technically it's my dads money…
Jennarong Muengtaweepongsa Feb 01, 2013
I can afford this....
Ethan Amo Feb 01, 2013
Love this car
Vinny Coppola Feb 01, 2013
I had a G55 AMG...worse automobile I ever had. This thing squeaked,rattled and drive like shit. I ended up getting rid of it after the warranty was up when none of the doors would open anymore!
Zeus Mocha Feb 01, 2013
G AMG> Range Autobiography > Q7 > Cayenne Turbo > every other SUV
Tyler Wallace Feb 01, 2013
My fav
Oleg Odessit Feb 01, 2013
I take G over indian Rover, ty
Author Norman R. Colson Feb 01, 2013
Ugh I'm not impressed! I hate these wagon jeeps
Carlton Salmon Feb 01, 2013
By far my favourite 4x4. Doesn't get much better than this IMO. True, there are others like the new Range Rover which are more refined, quieter and better handling, but none will hold their value like the G-Wagen does.
Emil Klossie Kleijsen Feb 06, 2013
@T Tarbox, enough, we get it, you don't like people to flaunt there money, guess what, if he has the money, good for him, if he's trolling, you're just fueling him, stop being so jealous and get over it
Tyler Chess Feb 01, 2013
Making us other Tyler's look bad!!
Tyler Tarbox Feb 01, 2013
@Tyler. Again with being a massive dickhead? Stop putting my name to shame
Mark Fei Ling Feb 01, 2013
Sexy! Real man's SUV
Liam Day Feb 01, 2013
The g63 black is awesome too
Tyler Robertson Feb 01, 2013
Can afford, do not want
Wyatt Gordon Feb 01, 2013
I love this thing, so damn much
John M Weishahn Feb 01, 2013
Side exhaust... So boss.
Carlton Salmon Feb 01, 2013
Built like a Swiss bank vault. Built to last.
Description: Yes, we know it hasn't been on the market for a couple of decades, but the Lamborghini LM002, or "Rambo Lambo", still holds a special place in our hearts. First developed as a potential...
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Ellis Yi Feb 04, 2013
Damn those tires
Stefán Gauti Stefánsson Feb 02, 2013
Want!*
Stefán Gauti Stefánsson Feb 02, 2013
Samt!
Tyler Tarbox Feb 02, 2013
Haha yeah I was gonna say I can't even name another Italian truck
Jordan Nishida Feb 01, 2013
Favorite Italian truck.
Alex Bouckley Feb 01, 2013
Love these
Sam Sexton Feb 01, 2013
are those 355 section tires all around?!
Cody Gillard Feb 01, 2013
Hells yeah I wish that the urus would be an upgrade from this
Maaz Khan Feb 01, 2013
This is awesome, but I want a Marauder, the one they showed on Top Gear
David Lee Feb 01, 2013
Beautiful :D
Aaron Crisp Feb 01, 2013
Don't be rude! Damn. And first thing I said when I saw this article was "Ohhh I want a Rambo Lambo!" And here it is!
Thomas William Tuer-sipos Feb 01, 2013
Tyler no ones cares what you can apparently afford and not want
Tyler Robertson Feb 01, 2013
Can not find. Can't afford, shit is so rare I can't even find one in my dreams. However if I did. I would paint it blue and put chrome everything on it. I would then proceed to run over everyone that looks like they might be part of the cartel.
Omar Hash Feb 01, 2013
BIG SUV, tiny mirrors. BEEF CAKE, tiny balls.
Ashton Summers Feb 01, 2013
What a Mexican Drug Dealer would drive... Think it played that role in a movie once.
John M Weishahn Feb 01, 2013
Can you believe Tina Turner had one?
Jacob Viiper McCord Feb 01, 2013
Rambo Lambo
Jr Dawkins Feb 01, 2013
I would at least drive it on weekends and test it in the snow ...
Ryan Spencer Feb 01, 2013
I'm with Lead... Cars (or Lambo trucks) were built to be enjoyed and DRIVEN.
Ryan Faber Feb 01, 2013
I wouldn't either.. its one of those that u want to take off road somewhere but then u start to think about if something breaks ur screwed. I wouldn't know what to do with it either.
Lead Peddalin Feb 01, 2013
You could try driving it, since it is a car.
Oleg Odessit Feb 01, 2013
I wouldn't know what to do with it
Description: The Range Rover just had to be on this list, so we picked the most expensive trim available of the outgoing generation. The Range Rover Autobiography costs over $130,000 and features duo-tone premium ...
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Sam Biggin Feb 04, 2013
This is the ultimate car, it does everything you want it to with such style and class. The sport is nowhere near it
Sam Hansen Feb 01, 2013
I love my Range Rover. Best cars ever!
Aaron Crisp Feb 01, 2013
First time I really noticed one of these, I was getting in my car outside a store.. Looked at the wheel next to me and it said "BREMBO" and I was like "Wow brembos! Must be one hell of a car!" And I looked up and it was a SC RR. Hell yeah.
Wyatt Gordon Feb 01, 2013
The only Rangie I like is the Sport. In fact, give me a Sport Autobiography with that G Wagon I asked for earlier
Ashton Summers Feb 01, 2013
I'll take mine with the diesel.
Sam Hansen Feb 03, 2013
Perfect
David Munasinghe Feb 02, 2013
You only have to wait a couple of years for this to be 20000 $ money hole.
Rick Friesen Feb 01, 2013
The picture was probably taken in Canada
Jacob Burford Feb 01, 2013
Great car, just wish I could see it!
Cody Gillard Feb 01, 2013
An I the only one who cant see the picture
Bala Uncc Feb 03, 2013
Too boxy
Alex Bouckley Feb 01, 2013
This is the best angle
Description: The Conquest Knight SV is the only true competitor to the Dartz Prombron but it actually costs about less than half the amount. It can be ordered with any level of armoring as well as a variety of eng...
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Sam Hansen Feb 01, 2013
You would have to be soooo paranoid to buy one of these... haha
Wyatt Gordon Feb 01, 2013
Dartz is better than this. Even with the Whale dick seats.
Jake Judges Feb 01, 2013
I would take this or the dartz
Haoliang Li Feb 01, 2013
Very....disco....
Sam Hansen Feb 01, 2013
I'd rather have an armored Range Rover...
Tyler Tarbox Feb 01, 2013
"I just bought a $600,000 car and the best thing about it is that it looks exactly like a Hummer" said no one ever
Ashton Summers Feb 01, 2013
@Derrick. That isn't tranny fluid, it's blood. Someone must have got caught up in the undercarriage when the driver plowed through the protest.
Jack Hufford Feb 01, 2013
Erich, Please school me on how these "mobile houses" have feelings for the same sex.
Jacob Burford Feb 01, 2013
I'd think we were being invaded if I saw one of these on the road!
Aaron Crisp Feb 01, 2013
Why not? It's an armored vehicle! This thing is sweet. I'm never going to be able to afford one so I may as well just dream big. And it has a Cummins and (hopefully) an Allison tranny. Of course I want it.
Scuttle Buttocks Feb 01, 2013
Clinton...wow your so BAD
Clinton Burger Feb 01, 2013
Erich, people like me want these, so that I can run over pussies like you. Because fuck it, I'm bullet, blast, chemical, and throw some lead body over it and I'll be damn near nuclear proof, you ain't gonna stop me. Call me a brute.
Derrick McCarthy Feb 01, 2013
Uh oh trannys leaking. Is that covered?
Max Jabaay Feb 01, 2013
This seems like a prefect city car.
Jens-Kristian Gram Larsen Feb 01, 2013
Try to go to google, if you type it's name, it will appear next to a hummer in one of the photos. It's Gigantic
Christopher Alex Mohamed Feb 01, 2013
Hummer body?
Aaron Crisp Feb 01, 2013
I agree Nick!
Nick Benz Feb 01, 2013
Wheres the Marauder??? By far one of the coolest "SUVs"
Bala Uncc Feb 01, 2013
Looks like an animal carrier