Comments - Car Crashes into Humping Cows (Seriously)

Published: Jul 02, 2013
Description: Odd occurrences happen in Russia. It’s just a fact of life. And while Russian car and driving culture is, shall we say, different from what most of us are accustomed to, just about anything that come...
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Scuttle Buttocks Jul 02, 2013
The moooood?
Carlton Green Jul 02, 2013
Ha. I see What you did there
Stephane Rioux Jul 02, 2013
another day in soviet russia... Poor cows... that pretty much ruined the mood
Description: What you will likely do is laugh your ass off. We certainly did. Poor cows. They just wanted some alone time together. Amazing to see that absolutely nothing has changed on Russian roads in the year 2...
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John Chase Jul 05, 2013
Edward Galligan is a D-bag! You're happy the cow got hit? You hate cows and think they're stupid? I think the cow is smarter than you after reading your stupid comment.
Johnny Vu Jul 05, 2013
Dat date LOL
Angelo Baclay Jul 03, 2013
"A Fucking Cow"
Jesse Williams Jul 03, 2013
Aren't Russian cars supposed to have their steering wheels on the passenger side instead of the driver side? This cannot be in Russia.
Edward Galligan Jul 03, 2013
I'm not going to lie I'm quite happy. (YES I HATE COWS AND THEY ARE STUPID-NO I DON'T DRINK MILK OR EAT COWS.
Colby Church Jul 03, 2013
Good one Craig. Haha
Cian Mac Gearailt Jul 03, 2013
Just becouse you eat cow doesn't mean you want every cow to suffer
Devin Stair Jul 03, 2013
Why is there so much sympathy for the cow? It's a COW! You eat one every time you stop at Fast food and you never think of how it felt before it got slaughtered.
Manuel Vasquez Jul 03, 2013
Dam that cow limped once and and walked it off lol
Jacob Burford Jul 03, 2013
Damn cows couldn't save it till later!
Ilya Kravchik Jul 03, 2013
This is what happens when you mess with space-time and travel to the future to the year 2025. Was he driving a DeLorean by the way?
Paul Smolin Jul 02, 2013
Why are you guys so worried about the cow. It's a walking meat, do you cry over every burger you eat because a cow had to die. I feel sorry for the guys car because now he has to get it fixed, Russian insurance companies is not like USA
Tom Trieu Jul 02, 2013
russians.....
Antonio Falsetti Jul 02, 2013
Mooooooove outta my way!
Debdoub Tin Jul 02, 2013
Glad they weren't hurt.
Eli Bonner Jul 02, 2013
Hahahahahaha I'm amazed they weren't hurt!
Craig Lafey Jul 02, 2013
Man that cow got plowed twice at the same time!!! Lucky ass cow
Tyrone Smith Jul 02, 2013
I know it's just a cow, but I'm glad it didn't get hurt too bad. I'd hate to see it limp away or not be able to even get up.
Brandon Fortson Jul 02, 2013
Hahaa omg I nearly crapped myself..... Oh wait I did...
Shelby Cassandra Jul 02, 2013
That's pretty weird lol.
Nick Schnee Jul 02, 2013
First Celldweller's Soundtrack Volume 3 comes out, now I see this. Best day of my life for sure.
Alvaro Perez Jul 02, 2013
Oh my god there in the year 2025 with humping cows on the road
Ryan Luellen Jul 02, 2013
But the cows fine why are some of y'all getting mad haha I mean he could have slowed down faster driver awareness c'mon it's an open road they didn't exactly come out of no where but the cow is fine it walked away
Will Will Jul 02, 2013
To all of you who say its the driver's fault for not slowing down, do you actually slow down EVERY TIME you see a herd of cows? Its like you slam ppl for speeding on public roads in their supercars and crashing, but you actually do the same as well.
Winston Heard Jul 02, 2013
@carlton green, that was a horrible joke. But I laughed at it.
Winston Heard Jul 02, 2013
Why was he driving so fast? Should've slowed down when he went past that first herd of cattle.
Facundo P Martinelli Jul 02, 2013
Yeah Devin, because cows are smart enough to realize "oh theres a road there, we should better head to a more private place"... the dumbest post here!!!
Mohamed Alhasan Jul 02, 2013
Wonder how the insurance company felt when they heard the story
Justin Mancuso Jul 02, 2013
@Devin you really think cows know what roads are? Anyway if the cow didn't try humping the other cow, they wouldn't have stopped in the middle. of the road.
Devin Stair Jul 02, 2013
It's not like he didn't try to stop. I honestly believe the cows were the idiots that deserved it here. They shouldn't have been try to hump on the road.
Justin Barter Jul 02, 2013
Yeah not funny; just like most of the comments. Hate seeing animals getting hurt :/
Anthony Perugini Jul 02, 2013
But after the hit the male cow chased the other one and was like "come back here I ain't done"
Darren Nardo Jul 02, 2013
That's what he gets for wearing those pants!
Mason Protsman Jul 02, 2013
This happened in the future... He still has time to avoid it!!
Facundo P Martinelli Jul 02, 2013
Not funny at all...
Carlos Dorantes Jul 02, 2013
Did anyone look at the time stamp on the video. This guy is a regular Marty McFly!!
Carlton Green Jul 02, 2013
This is UDDERLY ridiculous.
Zeus Mocha Jul 02, 2013
Not required by law. Preferred by the people because of insurance fraud.
Tin Nguyen Jul 02, 2013
I'm not sure. I just assumed.
Tin Nguyen Jul 02, 2013
In Russia it's required by law to have a camera when you drive.
Ethan Amo Jul 02, 2013
Honestly how does all this messed up stuff happen in Russia...
Bill Spies Jul 02, 2013
One was a cow and the other a bull. Don't they make fences in Russia?
Carlton Salmon Jul 02, 2013
Two bangs for the price of one!
John Atnip Jul 02, 2013
Yeah, Aaron pretty much summed this up already. It was too funny tho.
Robert Odom Jul 02, 2013
Dude, that poor effing cow.
Tyler Abrams Jul 02, 2013
I think it was kinda funny
Tyler Abrams Jul 02, 2013
Brad wood no one cares
Borphan Limthong Jul 02, 2013
Cows weren't using protection
Tim Preisinger Jul 02, 2013
I laughed like hell when I first read the topic, then felt bad for the poor cows just trying to get there game on
Brad Wood Jul 02, 2013
Not funny.
Joshua Jackson Jul 02, 2013
With pants like that, I am pretty sure that was the closest he has been to action in a while
joshua.robbins.5249 Jul 02, 2013
@Gary you're absolutely right. I feel bad for the cow tho. But he is an idiot anyway for not slowing down.
Jorge Benitez Nieves Jul 02, 2013
Haha this is simply messed up!
Alex Shank Jul 02, 2013
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...with a new car.
Julian Pilinci Jul 02, 2013
Put one of those funny road signs that Carbuzz posted awhile ago...like "Cows having fun ahead"
Isaac Jacob Jimenez Jul 02, 2013
Now I know where all natural beef comes from. Now that's free range
Paul McGuire Jul 02, 2013
The driver should've moooved out the way. Sorry guys.
Mitch Campbell Jul 02, 2013
Allstate. Your not going to believe this but....
William Downs Jul 02, 2013
Aaron wins
Aaron Crisp Jul 02, 2013
@Tony Reminds me of Nuketown 2025. Wat?
Daniel Zizka Jul 02, 2013
I love how the cow just walks away ! Well, come to think of it, even animals must be used to Russian roads ! :)
Tony Noviello Jul 02, 2013
Atop of the other date for some reason
Tony Noviello Jul 02, 2013
Does anybody else notice that the video says its June 15th 2025...lol
Gary Alaina Jul 02, 2013
He was going pretty fast considering you could easily see cows on the side of the road. I would of slowed down until I had passed them. He got what he deserved.
Jason Ware Jul 02, 2013
Lmao @ Aaron
Omar Ali AlRushaid Jul 02, 2013
The future is a scary place,,,
Aaron Crisp Jul 02, 2013
Wow, what a cock block.
RJ O'Leary Jul 04, 2013
Oh yes get it!
Diosi Jose Dume Jul 04, 2013
Holly cow!!
Jackthorn Morknoy Jul 02, 2013
I guess ,his car is delorean.
Treston Ott Jul 02, 2013
Hey that was one my birthday....in 12 years
Carlton Green Jul 02, 2013
This is what happens when you time travel
Chris Martinez Jul 02, 2013
How would they like it if he was having sex and got ran over
Chris Martinez Jul 02, 2013
Funny messed up and it says "2025" on the date
Carlton Salmon Jul 02, 2013
That's something a driver doesn't see every day. Try explaining that one to the insurance company!
Nick Rowe Jul 02, 2013
I'm done here..
Ben Hislop Jul 02, 2013
I need to clean my conscience
Edward Galligan Jul 02, 2013
Oh damn that's messed up
Aaron Crisp Jul 02, 2013
Score!
Bobaloo Anderson Jul 03, 2013
The cow is like "fuck yo car!!!"
Aaron Crisp Jul 02, 2013
Yeah until I see a cow boning the other one, this sign is irrelevant.
Alvaro Perez Jul 02, 2013
Add another cow humping that Cow to make it more sense