Jesse Jalapeno on CarBuzz (225 comments)

Jesse Jalapeno

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Challenger to Get Supercharged V8? (3 hours ago) 0-60 in under 2 seconds? I'd have to see it to believe it.
TRD Upgrades Lexus IS (3 hours ago) So 1000 US dollars is about 100,000 yen???
Hennessey Builds VelociRaptor SUV (3 hours ago) I'll take just the velociraptor.
Lambo Murcielago Crashes at Gumball (3 hours ago) Lol @ victorio
Lambo Murcielago Crashes at Gumball (3 hours ago) The tiger is like "what? It's not my fault"
Aston DB4GT Claims Record Price (4 hours ago) Lol @ branson
Motoring TV: Pinks (May 17, 2013) My favorite is 4wheeler, truck you, and 2 guys garage... Shows like pinks are okay but you never learn anything about cars, I'd weather learn what to do
Harris Drives Porsche 918 Spyder (May 16, 2013) Agreed, I'd still take one
Harris Drives Porsche 918 Spyder (May 16, 2013) O would take the Porsche
Widebody C5 Vette on D2Forged (May 15, 2013) Looks horrible
Rare Corvette C6RS Up For Sale (May 15, 2013) Lol, I like that saying.. I like the cf they put in it too
Rare Corvette C6RS Up For Sale (May 15, 2013) Agreed
Rare Corvette C6RS Up For Sale (May 15, 2013) Love the radar detection ;)
Ferrari 458 Destroyed at Suzuka (May 15, 2013) I think the cabin is cf.... I can't watch the video(school wifi blocks YouTube)
Which Ferrari Will Be the Next XX? (May 14, 2013) The only Ferrari I would own is the FXX
Nissan GT-R Resoled by Strasse (May 13, 2013) Hey jovan, read Gregg's post like 2 pics back and you will understand
Nissan GT-R Resoled by Strasse (May 13, 2013) Lol @ gregg.. I don't like the camo vey much, I like the wheels though
Lamborghini Egoista is Pure Insanity (May 13, 2013) Just an awesome car
John Lennon's Ferrari 330GT For Sale (May 12, 2013) No, not even close
Lambo Veneno Starts its Engine (May 10, 2013) It's alright, the only Lamborghini I actually like is the reventon.
Dubai Police Adds Aventador to Fleet (Apr 12, 2013) Well I just find it hard that there gunna use this car to actually stop people.. Not much you can do to with a lamb to stop a car going 200
Monster Mini is the Ultimate Oxymoron (Mar 01, 2013) That's cause it's for off road, you can get a lot more flex this way
President Putin Wants a New Limo (Feb 28, 2013) Agreed
Pagani Responds to Top Gear Controversy (Feb 28, 2013) Weather it had slicks or not(which it technically didn't) it's still a badass car, people are just jealous cause they don't like it
Did Pagani Cheat on Top Gear? (Feb 27, 2013) Looks like transformers
McLaren Reveals Production P1 (Feb 26, 2013) Lol@ carlton
Audi R8 GTR by ABT (Feb 26, 2013) Very sexy
McLaren Reveals Production P1 (Feb 26, 2013) Very nice interior
McLaren Reveals Production P1 (Feb 26, 2013) Wow they are the same, that's cool
McLaren Reveals Production P1 (Feb 26, 2013) I have a question?? What's the point of the extra electric motor?? I kinda feel stupid asking but, anyways, a little help would be appreciated.
McLaren Reveals Production P1 (Feb 26, 2013) Very impressed, I'm just not a fan of the styling
Nismo GT-R Coming in 2014 (Feb 26, 2013) Very ugly car
Nismo GT-R Coming in 2014 (Feb 26, 2013) Agreed
Track-Ready 911 GT3 RSR Previewed (Feb 24, 2013) Dream car right here
Hennessey Prepares to Tune the Stingray (Feb 24, 2013) They have done that before
Daytona Crash Leaves 11 NASCAR Fans Injured (Feb 24, 2013) What's the name if it?? I wanna watch it
Daytona Crash Leaves 11 NASCAR Fans Injured (Feb 24, 2013) I'm surprised no one said " that'l buff out yet"
Daytona Crash Leaves 11 NASCAR Fans Injured (Feb 24, 2013) Lol @ Wyatt & I don't think another fence will stop an engine block.. Just saying
RC Car Chase Done Right (Feb 23, 2013) @benjiman... I love the E revo, I have a 1/10 traxxas slash
Busty Blonde Bounces in a Raptor (Feb 18, 2013) @Antonio, defiantly comment off the day
Lambo Urus Surfaces in Patent Renderings (Feb 18, 2013) Lol, me too
Lambo Urus Surfaces in Patent Renderings (Feb 18, 2013) Anything with a Lamborghini badge on it
Lambo Urus Surfaces in Patent Renderings (Feb 18, 2013) I agree with nxs.. But in Gonna bitch anyway...I think it's ugly, Lamborghini should stick to making cars... But it will sell cause all of the rich people will be "ohh a Lamborghini suv, this will show how rich I am to poor people"... People will buy
Mini Backflips in the Snow (Feb 18, 2013) Pretty cool, boring also from this perspective , probably better in person
Ferrari California by Tunerworks Performance (Feb 18, 2013) I don't know about the roof being black.. But I like it alot
Teenager Builds Supra Replica from Celica (Feb 17, 2013) He did a good job
5 Celebrity Supercars (Feb 16, 2013) I like how sleek that is
5 Celebrity Supercars (Feb 16, 2013) Good job car buzz.. Calling Justin a punk, I'm so proud of you
Gold-Wrapped GT-R by WrapStyle (Feb 16, 2013) I would take it to.. But it's still ugly as book
Cigarette Speedboat Packs SLS Electric Drive (Feb 15, 2013) I'm with Ben as well.. But 100mph on water is crazy fast
Worst Veyron Replica Ever? (Feb 13, 2013) If the dimensions were better it would be closer
Worst Veyron Replica Ever? (Feb 13, 2013) I'll agree with Ben aswell.. I hate it, and it dumb... But nevertheless I have to give props to the creativity.
First Corvette Stingray Crashes in Arizona (Feb 13, 2013) I'd still take the car, take out the motor
Cars Nobody Asked For: Hummer H3 (Feb 13, 2013) Must be his first car, only hummer I'd ever own is h1
Jeep Considering Wrangler Diesel (Feb 13, 2013) Its bout time they do diesel
Top 5 Automotive-Designed Speedboats (Feb 13, 2013) Looks from the future....
Top 5 Automotive-Designed Speedboats (Feb 13, 2013) Two fins would be better
Top 5 Automotive-Designed Speedboats (Feb 13, 2013) I hope that's sarcasm
DRT: Koenigsegg CCR Evo vs. Switzer GT-R (Feb 12, 2013) They didn't launch??
Alfa Romeo Reveals New 4C (Feb 12, 2013) Not a big fan off te rims
Alfa Romeo Reveals New 4C (Feb 12, 2013) I would weather buy an evo for 30 and put the rest to the motor
Alfa Romeo Reveals New 4C (Feb 12, 2013) I agree with david
DRT: Koenigsegg CCR Evo vs. Switzer GT-R (Feb 12, 2013) So Gt-r lost? I'm in school so the damn wifi won't let me on youtube :(
Helicopter Crashes on Top Gear South Korea (Feb 11, 2013) I agree with Brandon
Two Generations of Viper Face Off (Feb 10, 2013) Agreed.. I think this is the best one.
Two Generations of Viper Face Off (Feb 10, 2013) I like the new one better
5 Full-Size Pickup Trucks (Feb 10, 2013) Just means it's 2 wheel drive.. I think this is how a truck should look, no chrome
5 Full-Size Pickup Trucks (Feb 10, 2013) I don't like chrome, ruins the truck
5 Full-Size Pickup Trucks (Feb 10, 2013) Like David said I like comparing them,so 5 in one article is nice
Outlaw M5 Drifts the Streets of Tbilisi (Feb 10, 2013) Lol so true.
Who Made the Best Old Cop Car? (Feb 10, 2013) I love how he said he didn't like the skinny look but he bought MUD terrains.. There small cause it's easier to go through MUD
Outlaw M5 Drifts the Streets of Tbilisi (Feb 10, 2013) Idc how reckless it is.. That's part of the fun
Houston Coffee & Cars New Year Meet (Feb 09, 2013) A ram srt-10.. I hate dodge.. Tell him to get a raptor, then take it to Baja
Houston Coffee & Cars New Year Meet (Feb 09, 2013) It's ugly... Just my opinion so don't hate on me
Mr Bean's Mangled F1 Cost £1m to Repair (Feb 09, 2013) I don't think he sucks at driving.. Were all human so we naturally make mistakes, and we learn from them...... And I'm sick of seeing on every crashed car on here someone says " that'l buff out" it was kinda funny at first but now it's just dumb
911 Turbo Cabrio by GMP Performance (Feb 09, 2013) I would be in love... If it was a coupe
Phantom Drophead by Office-K (Feb 08, 2013) It looks like the wheels are clocks.. It'd be cool if they kept time.... The only way I would own this is if I was a black rapper
Fast & Furious 6 Extended Trailer Kicks Ass (Feb 06, 2013) Agreed
Watch this Ford Raptor Fly...Then Crash (Feb 05, 2013) @ Lou.. It would have been fine if he didn't overshoot the landing, but I'm glad he's using and abusing it.. I see em driving around the street all the time and they don't look right, this one looked right at home
GT86 GT4 Nearly Track Ready (Feb 05, 2013) I like the wheels too
GT86 GT4 Nearly Track Ready (Feb 05, 2013) I like the car.. Just not the colors
GT86 GT4 Nearly Track Ready (Feb 05, 2013) TRD... Toyota Racing Development
Top 5 MTM-Tuned Audis (Feb 05, 2013) The r8 looks very nice
Top 5 MTM-Tuned Audis (Feb 05, 2013) I don't like this car.. But this makes it better I think
This Nissan 350Z Has 800 HP (Feb 05, 2013) Badass 350 right here
Next Focus RS Coming in 2015 (Feb 05, 2013) I like it
MVP Joe Flacco Awarded C7 Stingray (Feb 05, 2013) Ravens are my second favorite team(first Is the cowgirls)
Watch this Ford Raptor Fly...Then Crash (Feb 05, 2013) Seen this video yesterday...it's a real shame to see it happen to this truck
2013 Aventador Roadster Sold Out (Feb 04, 2013) I'd go as high as ring finger on my left hand
2013 Aventador Roadster Sold Out (Feb 04, 2013) That's my theory
Final LFA Finds a Home (Feb 04, 2013) I give props to him.. Atleast he's spending his money before he dies, and having fun
Horrible Small Cars: Vanguard CitiCar (Feb 04, 2013) That's what I thought too
Horrible Small Cars: Vanguard CitiCar (Feb 04, 2013) Ohh wow the electric cars in 1899 are faster than the smart car
Rare Lambo Wrecked When Racing RC Helicopters (Feb 04, 2013) Am I the only one who is glad the driver is okay?? And the bikes and heli's???
Helicopter Lands on Russian Highway (Jan 31, 2013) Just me?? Or does every car in Russia need a dashboard camera standard....
Tank Crosses Russian Highway (Jan 27, 2013) Pretty sure this is fake
VW Celebrates 50 Years of Formula Vee (Jan 27, 2013) Cool*
VW Celebrates 50 Years of Formula Vee (Jan 27, 2013) Looks cook
MT Takes a Raptor to Death Valley (Jan 27, 2013) Favorite truck right here
Bugatti Gangloff Concept Inspired by Type 57 Atalante (Jan 27, 2013) I'm probably the first to say this.. But I hate it