Ashton Summers on CarBuzz (764 comments)

Ashton Summers

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Sexualized Cars: Citroen SM (Apr 04, 2013) Car doesn't make me want sex anymore or any less. Was there a centerfold spread or poster that involved this car or something?
Sexualized Cars: Adams Probe 16 (Apr 02, 2013) Wonder how often you have to keep Adams Probe oiled?
Sexualized Cars: Adams Probe 16 (Apr 02, 2013) You can't talk about a sexualized car without throwing a reference to wood in there.
Sexualized Cars: Adams Probe 16 (Apr 02, 2013) The radio only plays Ludwig Van Beethoven.
Cars & (Mud) Coffee Kabul (Apr 01, 2013) He was going to swap the regular engine with the one from the M5, but found C4 to be more potent.
Cars & (Mud) Coffee Kabul (Apr 01, 2013) That upside down Jesus fish is so "Black Metal" which is the biggest cultural export from Afghanistan BTW.
Morgan to Revive the One-Wheeler (Apr 01, 2013) Looks like the "Grapes of Wrath"
DFA: Audi TT Crashed into House (Mar 27, 2013) Oops!
Defunct US Carmakers: Studebaker (Mar 27, 2013) They didn't show the best Studebaker, which is the power hawk. My friend has a black one with a 289 Studebaker V8.
Defunct US Carmakers: Studebaker (Mar 27, 2013) Looks so good from this end.
10 Charged in Supercar Crash (Mar 23, 2013) The first catastrophe made a much bigger bang, lol
The Ring is Up For Sale (Mar 20, 2013) I agree with Rico, keep the accountants away.
Obama's Limo Breaks Down in Israel (Mar 20, 2013) It's an omen.
Obama's Limo Breaks Down in Israel (Mar 20, 2013) No, incoming "American president breaking down in the Middle East jokes"
Maserati Showcases Quattroporte Q4 (Mar 20, 2013) I was about to ask the same thing Tj
5 Weird Convertible Crossovers (Mar 20, 2013) The worse part is that the rear lid will not close with the tailgate up... Don't worry, I don't own one. It was a clients car. Just want to make that clear.
5 Weird Convertible Crossovers (Mar 20, 2013) If I saw a mother driving her children to soccer practice in this thing, I would think, "Wow! That is one really sadistic woman."
Range Rover Covered in Coins (Mar 20, 2013) Going off of Kyle's comment below, I would not say those are boobs on the door, but rather they are pectorals.
Range Rover Covered in Coins (Mar 20, 2013) It's what I like to call a rolling charity. Think of how many lunches that would buy.
Range Rover Covered in Coins (Mar 20, 2013) As If a Range Rover wasn't heavy enough.
4 Track Cars Storm London (Mar 20, 2013) The girl is getting in the car was graceful, just imagine if it was Brittany Spears.
Cars and Coffee Irvine March Meet (Mar 19, 2013) Thinking of buying and building either an old Buick or Oldsmobile with a 455 V-8 that would be fun.
Cars and Coffee Irvine March Meet (Mar 19, 2013) Lol, so about the car. Looks very green.
5 Supercars That Never Made It (Mar 19, 2013) I have a V-12 supercar powered by AMG, and the best part about it is that it's a Chrysler.
5 Supercars That Never Made It (Mar 19, 2013) That is like Turboprop levels of torque.
Ladies Love Trans Am Hurst Edition (Mar 18, 2013) I hear Sheriff Buford T. Justice was chasing after the black one in the center. Trying to apprehend the "Possum's Pecker" that's driving it like a maniac.
2014 Mercedes S-Class Caught Naked (Mar 18, 2013) Nicely done! Like how it is more of an evolution. Won't make the current model feel dated.
2014 Mercedes S-Class Caught Naked (Mar 18, 2013) Oooh, I like.
Callaway's Shooting Brake Corvette (Mar 17, 2013) The roof looks bent.
Latest Lambo Costs 25,000 Euros (Mar 17, 2013) Or I could by the same thing not made by Lamborghini for €2500.
5 Midlife Crisis Cars (Mar 17, 2013) Lol, Curtis. That's be cause the 20 year old like myself was taking the producer's car to get gas.
Unearthed: 1991 Honda CRX Si (Mar 16, 2013) These are like the pizza delivery fleet car of the world.
Harris Compares Bentley and Audi (Mar 15, 2013) I'd take the Bentley even I it did make me look douchy.
F-150 SVT Raptor Halo 4 by Galpin (Mar 15, 2013) No better way to advertise to people that you could care less about sex.
1963 Buick Riviera by Fesler (Mar 15, 2013) Rims will keep the breaks nice and toasty.
Harris Compares Bentley and Audi (Mar 15, 2013) Watch the video and you'll find out why they're being compared.
Almost Sports Cars: Audi TT (Mar 15, 2013) Gotta love the VR6.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Solstice (Mar 14, 2013) The power wasn't bad for when it was being sold.
DFA: Pink Corsa Wrecks Aston DBS (Mar 14, 2013) Looks intentional... Iike insurance fraud, but the driver in the Corsa was too dumb to realize that you're the one at fault when you hit a parked car, not the other way around.
DFA: Pink Corsa Wrecks Aston DBS (Mar 14, 2013) I'll take the engine and driveline. I'm sure I could find something to squeeze it into.
DFA: Pink Corsa Wrecks Aston DBS (Mar 14, 2013) The reason I try to avoid driving next to cheap cars like these on the road. Anytime I've almost been hit, it's been with something like this.
What the Alfa 4C Could Have Been (Mar 14, 2013) Reminded me of a go-cart at a theme park designed to look like a car. Or something the 3-year-old would drive.
2013 World Car of the Year Shortlist (Mar 14, 2013) Should have placed this before the tesla or Mercedes on the list. Hard to follow after the Jag, Ferrari, and Aston. (Comment has nothing to do with the car, purely editorial.)
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Solstice (Mar 14, 2013) Think I liked the Saturn better. That sort is sounds funny to say.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Solstice (Mar 14, 2013) The best part about this car is the engine.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Solstice (Mar 14, 2013) Interior looks nice till you touch anything.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Solstice (Mar 14, 2013) Lol, Colorado transmission. Talk about long gear ratios. The manual 2.8L 4-cyl Colorado had to be one if the slowest things I've ever driven. Outside a 1980 Mercedes 300D
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X by 311RS (Mar 13, 2013) Tune is a bit pricy, but in general price is almost alway directly correlated to quality when it comes to tunes.
Old Golf Packs 736 Horsepower (Mar 13, 2013) @Lou. Your right about that 50 psi. The tuner shop I go to in Burbank has the internals of the Audi/VW 1.8t that blew up at 40psi. One of the rods snapped and the piston went for a nice tumble in the crankcase.
Old Golf Packs 736 Horsepower (Mar 13, 2013) And I thought that APR Stage3+ was bonkers at 500hp!
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 12, 2013) You could take a crap on the seat, and nobody would notice.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 12, 2013) Not be allowed credit cards lol.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 12, 2013) Why are you putting the fire out man. Leave it be, in fact pull other sunfires next to it so they can share in the warmth.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 12, 2013) Why some people should be allowed credit cards.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 12, 2013) The money spent on that could have been used for a down payment on anything else.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 12, 2013) Never understood the convertible. Give me limo tint so I can't be seen in it.
Almost Sports Cars: Pontiac Sunfire (Mar 12, 2013) These were just warmed over awful.
GT3 Handles Like a Video Game (Mar 11, 2013) At least you can't miss a gear with PDK lol.
New S-Coupe Looking Sharp (Mar 11, 2013) I'm huge fan of the pillar-less coupe design.
Almost Sports Cars: Mercedes-Benz SLK (Mar 11, 2013) @Nick, but you would have a front heavy and understeering go kart that sounds beastly and dirty.
Top 5 Geneva Hot Hatches (Mar 11, 2013) I would just like being able to say that I have the same cooling system as the SLS.
Top 5 Geneva Hot Hatches (Mar 11, 2013) Curious if this is the new EA888 engine with an Aluminum block vs. Iron and exhaust headers integrated into the cylinder head?
Top 5 Geneva Hot Hatches (Mar 11, 2013) I wonder if there will be a Grey Market for these.
Top 5 Geneva Hot Hatches (Mar 11, 2013) I would take the Golf R, because mechanically it is the same exact car aside from ECU programming. And you won't be kicking yourself for not spending the extra on an S4.
Corvette Driver is Lucky to be Alive (Mar 10, 2013) My guess, he trying to get around the slow minivan and hybrid that were hogging the left two lanes. Probably was in the process of undertaking and the truck pulled into his lane. My guess, Vette doing 110mph semi 65mph
Corvette Driver is Lucky to be Alive (Mar 10, 2013) May be able to part out the tail lights.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 10, 2013) Rims at a minimum should be 5 spoke.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 10, 2013) Love these, but I'll take the roadster, I'm to short to pull the door down.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 10, 2013) Justin, the engine serves as a wheelie bar.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 10, 2013) The RA for my dorm hall had one of these. It never worked lol.
Cars and Coffee: Texas Style (Mar 10, 2013) Funny you mention that Zane, our director of maintenance who takes care of our airplanes is friend with one of the guys who worked on the 787. He said he would never ride on the 787 for at least 10 years...and he worked on them! lol.
Jaguar Releases "Desire" Trailer (Mar 10, 2013) I loved the old BMW short film "Beat the Devil" that had Clive Owen, James Brown, Gary Oldman as the Devil and Marilyn Manson as well... Marilyn Manson.
Audi R8 Returns for Iron Man 3 (Mar 10, 2013) Don't know If car buzz is smoking weed, but the person in the room next to me at the Hilton is.
DFA: 458 Spider Wrecked in a Day (Mar 10, 2013) Typical Italian driver.
What the Saab 9-3 Could Have Been (Mar 10, 2013) Such a cool looking car.
Toyota Displays a Trio of Concepts (Mar 08, 2013) Nice interior.
ABT Previews New GTI Upgrades (Mar 08, 2013) They should be calling this GTI by Nike.
MotorTrend Muscles the MazdaSpeed3 (Mar 07, 2013) Nitto invo tires are suppose to be pretty good. Lot of people have been recommending them over the Michelin PSS tires. Suppose to be good for negative camber.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Commodore vs. Falcon (Mar 07, 2013) I'd just bring my own still to the race track. Make my moonshine there.
How Much is Too Much? (Mar 07, 2013) Yeah, a lot of rich people can actually be pretty cheap.
How Much is Too Much? (Mar 07, 2013) $4 mill wouldn't get you a penthouse in NYC. Humbling, I know.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Commodore vs. Falcon (Mar 07, 2013) What about strait up grain alcohol?
Great Automotive Rivalries: Commodore vs. Falcon (Mar 07, 2013) Another awesome Ford Americans never got.
Hamann Pimps Range Rover in Pink (Mar 07, 2013) If given the choice to drive this or take the bus (where ill likely be stabbed) I would take the bus.
Girls of Geneva 2013 (Mar 07, 2013) I'll take the brunette.
IED Presents Alfa Gloria Concept (Mar 06, 2013) It's not free, but it's not bad... Actually I forgot what I payed for the season pass. $30-$40 idk.
Redhead Rides in M3 Drifter (Mar 06, 2013) She looks like a less wasted version of Lindsey Lohan.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Viper vs. LFA (Mar 06, 2013) Interesting, I would have never considered the two to be rivals.
IED Presents Alfa Gloria Concept (Mar 06, 2013) Gotta love top gear. On another note, love how top gear no longer edits out swear words at least on iTunes. Everything is so much better without bleeps and sound cuts.
LaFerrari Debuts in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) It's got fangs to make you bleed.
5 Corvette Concepts (Mar 05, 2013) Looks like a witch.
Porsche Releases 911 GT3 in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) @steve. You won't notice that .1, but you will notice that you need a change in pants.
Pagani Reveals Huayra's New Stereo (Mar 05, 2013) Awesome! But one thing worries me. What will the people who buy this car be listening to?
Lamborghini Unveils Veneno in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) I don't care if it has 150hp. The only way you'll get to be in one of these is if your a rich sheik or the boy servant who was bought to service the rich sheik.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Evo vs. STI (Mar 05, 2013) At least these are easy to work on. Can pull an engine in under an hour and back in at close to an hour. You'll have to get use to doing that if your going to tune lol.
Great Automotive Rivalries: Evo vs. STI (Mar 05, 2013) Depending on the year. WRX for the early to mid 2000's EVO for the mid 2000's and 2010's. Or EVO for driving fast, but the WRX for everyday.
Rolls-Royce Reveals Wraith in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) Wonder how many times this will appear in a Rap or R&B music video while ridding on 26's with a few hoes riding in the back.
Rolls-Royce Reveals Wraith in Geneva (Mar 05, 2013) It's power to push peasants out of the way.
Bentley Continental GT by Mansory (Mar 05, 2013) I'd rather have the CJ2 that. Is behind it.
Kia Steps into Performance Territory with Cee’d GT (Mar 05, 2013) I'm glad it is slow, don't want to be beaten by a damn Kia.