Road Rage

A Bit Of Advice From The Onion About Avoiding Road Rage, And Instead Getting Even

If we have to tell you not to try this yourself, it's probably already too late.

Road rage is a universally bad thing. It has a way of making drivers so angry as to completely take leave of their senses and do remarkably stupid things, often causing more harm to themselves than to their intended target. Well, the Onion is here to give us some advice on how to vent that rage without getting caught on a dashcam. It's a very simple case of getting even rather than getting mad, and there are even some helpful tips about how you can do this.

It seems a lot more satisfying than punching a windshield and breaking your hand. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some muffins to bake.

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