"If you're thinking about my baby, it don't matter if you're black or white."
If your first thought is that this monstrosity must come from China, then you are right on the money. Two-tone paint jobs are all the rage, just check out some of the latest bespoke Rollers on the market. But this combines two colors in a way never seen before: white on one side, and black on the other. Last seen cruising the streets of Chengdu in China's Sichuan Province, the schizophrenic Audi S5 Coupe (which in China costs about $115,000 by the way) is a visual eye-sore that will hopefully remain a one-off.