Probably the best video about failing to cook a sausage you'll see all day.
Regular readers will have seen the video of a Lamborghini Aventador's exhaust being used to cook a sausage. It's not a particularly efficient way to cook a banger, and the end result looked far from appetising. But it is funny, and the only thing funnier than cooking a sausage with a Lamborghini is a video of all the times that those doing the cooked failed at it. What we have here, for your viewing pleasure, is just such a video.
Above all, the most important thing to remember is not to try this yourself, even if you're lucky enough to have your own Aventador. Unless, of course, you're comfortable ingesting gasoline.