When the bidding started on this beaten-up old Benz, the opening gambit was a measly 99p. But thanks to a hilarious description penned by a typically witty Brit and some spectacular poses by the owners wife described as "The Chubber" the latest bid as of writing was up to £200,000. It's not in the best of shape, having been "thrashed, raced and rallied" while the interior was "smashed up in a domestic" and the rear wing took a beating after the owner told his wife to eat a salad. Only serious bids are welcome. If its The Chubber you're after, the lovable heffalump is negotiable.