Beyond Stupid Car Thief Arrested While Wearing The Perfect T-Shirt

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Stuff like this is awesome.

Meet Oregon resident Roshawn Josiah Garrett. He’s 23 and he’s not off to a good start, career wise. He was recently arrested on car theft charges and even led police on a high-speed chase. Winning! After ditching the car he fled on foot, but was soon found hiding behind a bush by a nosey police dog. When the police cuffed him, they couldn’t help but notice his black t-shirt, which read: "Warning: I Do Dumb Things." Garrett, who already has a history of arrests, is now awaiting a grand jury investigation.

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