BMW 730i Pickup Truck Makes Us Wonder if Cars Can Feel Shame


This car is what happens when you tune on drugs.

What do you get when you put a truck bed on a BMW 730i sedan and leave the rear doors on? A failed piece of machinery that only a homeless person could appreciate. Really, this vehicle is so ugly it could be a modern art masterpiece. This... thing was spotted at a German used car dealership with the impressively unpronounceable name of "PKWundLKWankauf." BMW built the E32 730i sedan in Munich all the way back in 1989 and it ran on a 3.0-liter straight-six engine.

With an output of 188hp, it is as useless and impractical as it is hideous. This vehicle is more mixed up than whatever Sonny and Cher's kid is. The luxury sports sedan must have been a genocidal dictator in its previous life, because this reincarnation must be the work of unspeakable karma that only Gadhafi or Hussein could imagine. The German dealership is asking for €4,500 ($6,200), however we are pretty sure Uncle Sam on the back window is saying "I want you... to drive this car off a cliff."

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