Not what you'd expect, at all in any way.
A drag race between a Ford Crown Victoria and a Mercury Villager probably sounds like the worst possible outcome of a suburban shopping mall parking dispute. But this is actually a race between a couple of vehicles with actual serious modes. For the Crown Vic, this means a transmission swap to give the vehicle a 5-speed manual. Yep, a three-pedal land barge. As for the mini van, it has had a 351 V8 dropped in, although we have no idea how.
The vehicles might not be GT-R quick, but you have also never seen these kinds of vehicles move this fast before.