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Dartz Sells Off General Admiral Aladeen Virgin Guard Car, Quite Possibly to an Actual Dictator

No word on whether the Virgin Guards were included.

When it comes to companies like Dartz, it can get to be a little difficult to tell the fact from the fiction. For example, Dartz built all of the armored cars which were used in the motorcade for General Admiral Aladeen in the movie The Dictator. But Dartz doesn’t much care what you do to get the $500,000-$750,000 for the Aladeen Edition cars, which are being sold off one by one, and for all we know, they are going to actual dictators, hard to imagine anyone else wanting them.

When we spoke to Leo, the owner of Dartz, about who purchased the latest vehicle, he told us that they went through a broker in order to remain anonymous, hence our wild speculation. But we do know a couple of things, for instance, each of the Aladeen cars came with the disclaimer “As was reported by General Admiral Aladeen office of Propoganda - By purchasing one of these vehicles you are also legally agreeing to have sex with Aladeen.” So there’s that. After all, it just wouldn’t be a Dartz vehicle if it didn’t come with some kind of insanity, apart from being covered in gold, of course.

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