Like a one-man anti-drug commercial.
We're going to start off here by saying that this didn't happen in Florida, difficult as that might be to believe. The story is that a man had stripped off all of his clothes and ran into a parked car with such force that he managed to do some real damage to it. If he hadn't been naked and obviously hopped up on something, it would almost be impressive. In fact, if the guy is capable of anything like that at all when sober, he probably missed a calling and lucrative career as a professional football player.
While this would obviously be startling to witnesses, the neighbor whose reaction was to panic and floor it does come out of this looking great. Part of being a good driver is an ability to deal with the unexpected.