Seriously. You won't stand a chance.
Whether they were made just for fun or even the circus, we really don't recommend for you to be seen driving in any of these cars that look like animals. If you're looking for a way to get attention with your car, well, there are literally endless possibilities for doing just that. But don't customize your car to like a damn turtle. Or a lobster. Or even a pig. In fact the entire animal kingdom is off limits. If you just love animals so much and must do this, we'll just say one thing: you stand no chance of getting laid. Zero. None. Just a fair warning.