Note the irony.
Shelby Township, Michigan police officers made a so-called arrest unlike any other on May 28. They received a report of an escaped pig who was terrorizing a local woman attending to her garden. How to diffuse the situation? Arrest the pig. Appropriately enough, the pig’s name is Pig, who was then placed in the backseat of the cop car. The next thing to happen? It shit all over the place. Fortunately, Pig has been safely returned to its owners. The cop car? Someone must have had to clean up the mess.