Go to a parking lot of Target or Walmart and you'll notice one thing right away: they're massive. So sometimes returning a shopping cart back to a bay is just too much effort. After all, you've got places to go and people to see; returning said cart just takes up too much of your day. Well, not for Jesus, or at least this guy here who thinks he's Jesus. And, by the way, did anyone here know that Jesus drives around in a Pontiac Grand Prix?

That's news to us. In any case, Jesus here was kind enough to return the shopping trolley back to the bay and out of the way of cars, and he did it in style. What a guy.