To be fair, this Porsche crash video could star just about anyone who has a need for speed. It starts off innocently enough, with the driver putting his foot down as soon as the light turns green. However, the Cayman quickly begins spinning wildly out of control. Things look pretty bad, but the Porsche seems to right itself and what looked to be a pretty huge fail seems to turn around in the driver's favor in a matter of seconds. However, all's not well that ends well. As you'd expect, things quickly get worse.

The driver either again loses control or never had it to begin with. The Porsche spins out and ends up losing its rear-left tire in the process. The moral of this story: respect winter roads.