This guy did, and the police would very much like to find him.
A Lamborghini Gallardo was found abandoned on the side of the Dallas North Tollway early Sunday morning, after appearing to have crashed into a retaining wall the previous night. According to WFAA, police found no identifying papers in the $250,000 exotic and no-one at the scene, so the car was duly towed. Dallas rental car company, Exotic Skittles, subsequently confirmed they had leased the Lambo so presumably they can direct the cops to the perpetrator.
We found some pics of what appears to be the car on the car rental firm's Facebook page. Hopefully it will be returned to its former glory soon.