Fighting idiocy with stupidity.
Whether you agree with his tactics or not, there's no arguing with the fact that this Jeep Cherokee driver – Redditor AnotherCJMajor – accomplished what he had set out to achieve. Arriving at a diner and finding a Corvette parked on two parking slots, the Jeep driver decides to teach him a lesson. He double-douches the Vette, making it nearly impossible for the owner to get into his car. Then, he sits in the diner and waits – capturing the double-parked Corvette owner's misery.
Check out the diner parking wars.