In a perfect world old ladies in Prii (that's the plural of Prius) would get vigilante justice every time a parking spot was stolen from them. The justice would come in the form of a baseball bat, naturally, that would somehow find its way into the thief's windshield. This video shows that perfect world. It stars what we're told is a teenager and an old lady. Now everything about this video seems fake. The parking lot is full of open spots and the "security camera" has a perfect angle.

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, do yourself a favor and pretend this video is legit. It's a lot funnier when you imagine some smug, young punk stealing a parking spot only to later discover that his window has been brutalized.