Is This Illegal In Your Country? (NSFW)

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The world is a much weirder place than you could ever imagine.

After sleeping with over 1,000 cars, mechapheliac Edward Smith will doubtless have some sympathy with the desperate dude in the following disturbing video. Being attracted to machines is an actual thing, but making sweet, sweet love to a car is considered a crime in some countries. This car-loving freak was doing his business to the exhaust of a VW Fox somewhere in Brazil, and despite having lower standards than the Porsche poker from Thailand, he has no problem getting his rocks off in broad daylight.

At one point he even glances around at the guy filming him. Unperturbed, he continues to get jiggy with the innocent hatchback. Each to their own, right?

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