Massive Tree Stuck In Car’s Grille Gives Away This Einstein Drunk Driver

Offbeat

This is the definition of going too hard.

Handing out DUIs seems straightforward. See a car swerving while blaring Sweet Home Alabama and pull them over to see how many vodka red bulls they had. However cops in Roselle, Illinois, had quite a different DUI story on January 29 from a driver who must be the best drinking partner ever. Another driver had seen the Lincoln Town Car with a 15-foot tree stuck in its grille and tipped off the cops who easily tracked down the car. The officer who pulled the driver over noticed the airbags had been deployed and that the driver smelled like alcohol.

When asked about the tree, the driver said that she had crashed into it although she didn’t remember where the accident had happened. Of course she got a DUI and an epic story to tell.

You Might Also Like
Fake Supercars For Less Than $30,000
Fake Supercars For Less Than $30,000
10 Cars That Will Make You The Coolest Dad On The Block
10 Cars That Will Make You The Coolest Dad On The Block
3
PHOTOS
This Twin-Turbo Dodge Demon Has 1,400 HP And A Carbon Fiber Body

And it will debut at SEMA next month.

Ford Shifts Marketing Focus To Keep Customers From Leaving

Some customers are upset over the decision to kill off sedans and hatchbacks.

Ford Mustang Splits In Half In Illegal Street Race

This is the best example of dumb luck you'll ever see.

The World's Weirdest Wheel Designs

Sometimes the most basic customization tool goes drastically wrong...

Jaguar XE 300 Sport And XE SV Project 8 Create Modern Art

Two vastly different sports sedans that share a common thread.

LEAKED: Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 Revealed At Private Event

This is the first pic we have seen of the supercharged range-topper

All-New Revolutionary Mazda3 Teased Ahead Of LA Reveal

Along with its game-changing sparkless ignition engine.

WatchThe Extraordinary Nissan GT-R50 Being Built By Hand

It’s all about bending sheet metal the old-fashioned way.

Here's How Aerodynamics Make The Lamborghini Aventador SVJ So Much Faster

Take a behind the scenes look at this amazing system.