Right. So this happened.
Unfortunately we don't know any details about this, like when and where it took place (judging by other cars' license plates it's not in the US). But it happened, and it's likely not the first time something like this has happened. Only this time photos were taken and posted online. This guy pulled his pants down and took a seat on the rear quarter panel of a parked Bugatti Veyron. That's right. His bare ass. On the Veyron. The worst part? He left a greasy ass residue. Hey, maybe it's the same guy who was caught last year having sexual relations with a Porsche.