Enclave

Make
Buick
Segment
SUV

Where to start with the Youabian Puma? The blue beast stunned car fans at the LA Auto Show back in 2013, notably for its outrageous proportions (how's 20 feet long and eight feet wide sound?), but also for its $1.1 million price tag. That's right, the creator of this "exotic monster truck," a one Dr. K. Youabian, who incidentally spent FIVE YEARS building his, priced the Puma on par with the McLaren P1. But that price has now been slashed to a respectable Porsche 918-rivaling $895,000. Bargain.

For that, you can drive away in something that has an interior borrowed from a Volvo C70, taillights from a Buick Enclave, and a beefy LS7 7.0-liter V8 engine rated at 505 hp and 470 lb-ft of torque. OK, so there's nothing wrong with the last bit, but everything else? We'll let you be the judge. Oh, and, any takers?