When soccer star Samuel Eto'o moved from Dagestan to London, so did his awesome car collection. The former Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Inter Milan striker swapped Anzhi Makhachkala for Chelsea in the summer, and part of his million-dollar baggage included a Bugatti Veyron, Aston Martin One-77, a Maybach Xenatec, and an Aston Martin V12 Zagato. We've seen the Cameroonian forward cruising in his Veyron before, but this is the first sighting of Eto'o driving his V12 Zagato.

Caught moving painfully slowly through Knightsbridge, the V12 Vantage-based limited edition model has a custom body styled by Zagato. With 510 hp on tap, the last thing it wants is to be idling in traffic. But with the average speed in the center of the capital less than 9 mph, he'd be better off riding a bicycle.