Talk about animal cruelty.
Sod’s law states that after washing your car one of two things will happen. The heavens will open and make a mockery of all your hard work. Or a bird(s) will take a crap on your recently buffed paint work. It’s undeniable that one such scenario will unfold; the only other variable is when it will take place. A bird unloading on your car as you exit a car wash is arguably the worst-case scenario. That’s what we thought anyway, until perennial French prankster Remi Gaillard showed us otherwise.
In case you’re wondering what hilarity ensues, go back and re-read the title. There’s little else that needs to be said.