This guy is gonna suffer from cowbell nightmares and penis envy for life.
While some people may say that a yellow Porsche 911 Carrera S is the decisive small-penis car, Tom Mabe has one, and he thinks its actually other people that are afflicted with this ailment. Mabe gets really angry when others park next to his car, especially when he chooses a remote spot in an empty parking lot to avoid any dings and scratches. To prove his point, he decides to play a prank on a Chevy pickup truck driver, and he's determined to play it out until the last cowbell rings.
Check out this hilarious prank to see who's got the biggest balls in the parking lot.