Welcome to the United Arab Emirates, where Lamborghinis and Bugattis sell like F-150s and Accords in America. In this land of auto insanity, it takes a lot of horsepower to get anyone to give a crap. Enter the Alpha Performance Logic GT-R, an innocent looking Nissan that churns out 1200 horsepower. Taken to the UAE's Marina Circuits Drag Strip, the car delivered 400-meter (just under a quarter mile) times of 8.234 seconds.

We'd love to see the look on a Lamborghini driver's face when this thing takes off next to him at a traffic light.