Let's not mince our words. The Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat seen here up against a Tesla Model S P85D gets made to look like a pussy. Despite us all knowing this a 707-hp beast of a car that will happily devour small children as an afternoon treat. The Tesla may look tame, but it delivers monstrous electric torque via cutting-edge traction control systems, and with its twin-engine delivering 691 hp, also happens to be the quickest production electric car on the planet after a QM run of 11.6 seconds at 114.6 mph.

The Hellcat driver, despite laying down a meaty burnout, will have to learn how to maximize all those horses. Otherwise, his 17.46-second run at 82.74 mph will haunt him for the rest of his days.