Texas House Candidate Wants to Legalize Roadkill BBQs

Not to mention those delicious windshield bug splatters.

Republican Tink Nathan, candidate for the Texashouse in the San Antonio area, is determined to reshape state policies when it comes to roadkill. Currently, scooping up those delicious crushed armadillos and flattened stray dogs is considered a misdemeanor. Moregovernment controls? No way! Nathan promotes citizens' rights to disgusting habits - even if they constitute public health and safety risks. While the issue is debated, we’ll beout picking at our windshield with a mosquito fork.

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