This is three rows of truth right here.
It's got seating for eight and is really just a truck with a roof over its bed. The 1990 Chevrolet Suburban was a true gas guzzler in the purest sense, but it was still an awesome thing. And you can still see some on the road today, though they usually have a fair share of wear and tear. That's just fine because that's exactly what the old truck-like Suburban was built for. It's big, boxy, and anything but refined. It's a red-blooded man's vehicle, something that's taken on hunting trips and other outdoor excursions.
The crew at Regular Car Reviews managed to get their hands on one for a few days, and their linguistically entertaining choice of words for it are spot-on.