This Guy Has Defecated On 19 Cars And Has No Plan To Stop

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What a weirdo.

Police are hunting for a guy who has dropped a deuce on 19 cars in Akron, Ohio, over the last few days. It’s almost hard to believe, but there’s no arguing with this picture – which shows the perennial pooper, pants down, mid-action, taking a dump on the hood of a Dodge Neon. We’re not sure what compels someone to do this, or what the hell he’s been eating to make him shit so many times, but we can say he has a striking resemblance to one of our writers who lives near the drop site, and we will be having words.

The Akron Police are conducting its own investigation and welcome any information you may have on the car crapper. Just don't give them any shit.

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