This Guy Is The Greatest Car Salesman Of All Time

Funny

If you can understand a word he's saying.

We don’t know what the hell this guy is saying. He might not even be selling us anything at all. But whatever is happening is this video, we’ve never wanted to buy a customized ride from anyone more than we want to buy one from him. This guy goes on an absolutely epic rant that will go down in history as a turning point in car salesmanship techniques, whether or not that was his intention. Although we couldn’t understand a word, we actually managed to find two versions of this video that offer translations.

This version gives a translation into standard English.

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This second version transliterates exactly what the guy says word for word. We know you’ll love this. See you all at Moe’s Customs.

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