Forget tickets, just rent an excavator.
According to the description of this video, Chinese authorities sent out this excavator to clear out illegally parked cars. What happens next is hilarious, as long as you don't own one of the two cars forcibly removed. The excavator makes short and ruthless work of both the sedan and Jeep SUV, easily pushing the two aside. It's not known how long these two were parking here, but they damn sure didn't listen when told to cut it out. That's justice if we ever saw it.
Enjoy this video and remember to tread lightly next time you're in China and decide to skimp on feeding the meter or park next to a painted curb.