You're either too full, too drunk or too much in need of an afternoon nap to be able to focus on anything even remotely challenging. And it's on that wild assumption we scoured the internet this Christmas morning to bring you something that'll put a smile on your face and on those around you. With the almost exact physical dimensions of Santa Claus himself, watch one of the roundest people we've ever seen strain every inch of his body trying to get out of a BMW i8.

Watch a Christmas miracle unfold in front of your eyes, and as he slides his considerable bulk out and away from the hybrid sports car, consider this: how on earth did he get in the BMW i8 in the first place?