This Is What Happens When You Watch Porn While Driving

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Pants and a seatbelt also helps with the not-dying.

According to Detroit police, a mancrashed his 1996 Toyota whilst watching porn on his cell phone. The 58-year-old driver wasn’t wearing his seatbelt (nor his pants), so the crashsent him partially through the sunroof. The driver was going south onto Highway75 and crashed at around 3:30 a.m. on Sunday, police said.Thankfully no other drivers were involved. Unfortunately the driver didn’t make it and was pronounced dead at the scene. Maybe laws involving phones, driving and pants should be stricter?

We’re not sure about that, but what we are sure of is, if you’re a dumbass then you better be prepared to pay the consequences. But seriously, a person died and that's no laughing matter. Besides, these jokes write themselves so anything we say would just be repetitive. Picture of Lamborghini courtesy of Danny Landoni Photography

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