Wilt Chamberlin's claim to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime is a figure which could possibly have been rivaled by James Hunt. But since "The James Hunt of Cars" was too confusing a title for this, we'll stick with comparing the man in this video to Chamberlin a.k.a "The Big Dipper". So why the comparison? Because Edward Smith has "dipped" his "dipstick" with over 1,000 cars. The condition of being attracted to machines is called mechaphelia, although it is a condition which we'll admit to knowing very little about. (cough, cough)

All jokes aside, It seems quite odd, it's even considered a crime in certain countries, but one has to admit that he certainly isn't hurting anyone, and, of course, it's still genuinely a better love story than Twilight.