"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." - George Costanza
For some reason, there are people who like to wrap their extremely expensive cars in velvet. We’re not sure entirely why, but it’s being done nonetheless. Previous examples of this so-called trend, such as a Porsche Panamera and a Ferrari 599, were met with both criticism and compliments, but now we’ve come across this Range Rover Evoque that’s clothed in blue velvet. Located in France, this Evoque is just, uh, yeah. It’s definitely not our first styling choice, but as George Costanza once said: "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."