Troller's Rides: Yoloswagbeast

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Many of you may know him as First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First, First...

Hey everybody, my name is Yoloswagbeast. I love cars almost as much as I love annoying people. Growing up I was the FIRST person in my family to love cars. I found they never got up and left the moment I started to speak, unlike people. They were my best friends and I was always the star around them. And then the internet came along. Now I spend a good deal of my time going to online sites disrupting good car conversations by writing the word FIRST wherever I can. I know, It's pretty cool. I also like going to the mall to try to act like i'm cool there too.

When I got my FIRST car it was a climactic experience, just like when a girl almost kissed me for the FIRST time, but she passed out. I have since amassed quite a collection of cars. Unfortunately, they're only big enough for my finger to drive. I also do some racing. I race home from High School to watch Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga on TV. What can I say, I'm a Belieber! High Five Mommy Monster! For my next car project I'm looking to buy anything that will finally get me laid. Boy am I looking forward to that FIRST.

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