Let's put it this way: if you're wanted for hijacking a motor vehicle, armed robbery, several accounts of aggravated assault against a police officer, and, least of all, probation violation, you'll soon go to the slammer. That's right, off you go. Only the cops have to catch you first. And 22-year-old William Bryan Owens figured he'd give it his best shot at trying to avoid going back to jail by leading police on a high-speed chase (excess of 100 mph) through three Georgia state counties.

Fortunately for us, because watching dumbasses getting arrested is fun, the entire chase was caught on dash cam. Pursuing cops even had to ram into Owens' Toyota Tundra to finally stop him. Yep, this guy is a winner through and through. Good luck in a federal pound me in the ass prison.