Watch This Turkey Commit Suicide In A Jealous Holiday Rage

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No coincidence this happened on Easter weekend.

We’re a few months away from Thanksgiving, but this turkey made the brave decision to end his life way before anyone got the chance to skin and roast the poor guy. And the little clucker couldn’t have chosen a better car to jump in front of, as the dude behind the wheel was clocking 95 mph upon impact with the tasty bird. As you’ll see from the aftermath, it was a clean kill.

No word on whether the driver took the turkey, skinned and roasted it in a pre-Thanksgiving feast or not. That would be harsh, but damn that’s some tasty meat right there. So who could blame him?

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