Weekly DFA: Dumb Schmuck Crashes His Corvette

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Be aware: drivers like this are amongst us.

The definition of a 'schmuck': Yiddish in origin, a clumsy or stupid person. Or simply put, a dick. That's pretty much all we can say for this guy who managed to crash his C6 Corvette even before his so-called drag race began. Obviously, the schmuck isn't a good driver nor does he have any basic ability to control a high-powered sports car even before takeoff. He smashes into the metal barrier and when he goes in reverse we can see that he ripped off a sizeable chunk of body plastic.

It's kind of like a woman with too much cosmetic surgery going skydiving.

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