Hollow promotional body shell for sale on eBay.
Considerthis: wouldn't maintaining a blow-up rubber doll be way cheaper and simpler than keepingyour girlfriend's material needs satisfied? If you agree with that, this mightbe just the car for you. Rather than paying full price for a functioning,moving and gas-sipping new BMW sports car, why not just purchase this hollowbody shell, currently listed on eBay. The i8 shell, previously used by BMWdealers for promotional efforts, will do nothing except sit there and look pretty.
If you still aren't convinced, you may want to know that the seller is alegit BMW dealer, who claims that the shell was "professionally craftedjust for BMW dealers." While it may sound preposterous to some ofour readers, at the time of writing the current top-bid on this make-believe BMW is $18,100, and is yet to meet the reserve.