Requirement #1: carry lots of guys with guns.
We know you've seen this truck many times before, most likely on news broadcasts. And no, it's not something that's currently sold in the US. In fact, it never was, but it's been in production since 1984. The Toyota Land Cruiser 70 Series is not only a favorite in Australia and Africa, but also amongst terrorists and various militias. Sold as both an SUV and pickup, it's so damn durable you could plop a 50 caliber machine gun in the bed, or a bunch of dudes with guns.