This is how to wash a car.
As kids, we loved going to the carwash. Sitting through the massive spinning brushes, jets spraying water in your face, and thunderous dryer was like a theme park ride. As adults, not so much. You’ve got to pay, queue up and hope a bird doesn’t decide to immediately empty its lunch onto your hood as you drive away. However, if carwashes were like the one Mobil 1 set up for its latest commercial, we’d go there every day.
Former world champion Jenson Button turning up in his McLaren MP4-29 with a couple of cute grid girls would just be an added bonus.