Despite being jobless at the moment, which we all know won't last forever, Jeremy Clarkson seems to be keeping himself fairly busy. Busy as in driving around London in a green Lamborghini Huracan. Unemployment is a bitch. The Daily Mail (always the source of absolute truth) claims the Huracan is borrowed, but Jezza still managed to nearly get a ticket for parking on yellow lines. Apparently, he stopped to check out a black Ferrari Pininfarina 275. Can't blame the guy for having good taste.

Then a traffic warden noticed the parking infraction and began to write a ticket, only to quickly recognize the guy he was about to write the ticket for. The pair then chatted for a few minutes before walking away laughing, and no ticket for the ex-Top Gear host. Photo courtesy of The Daily Mail.