August 21, 2017
The Dartz Black Alligator Will Be The Next James Bond Villain's Badass Ride
Kevlar-covered. Latvian-made. Alligator leather interior.
July 03, 2017
This Is The Wonderfully Ridiculous Dartz Black Alligator Prototype
More opulence. More guns. More vodka.
December 21, 2016
The Dartz Black Alligator Has A Face Only A Mother Could Love
With a Kevlar-coated titanium body upon request.
October 20, 2016
EXCLUSIVE: Dartz Set To Unveil Black Alligator With $30,000 Steering Wheel
Look closely: 292 diamonds will stare back at you.
January 06, 2016
Dartz Won’t Give China The Black Monkey, But It Is Giving Them This
You simply can't call a car "The Black Monkey."
July 09, 2015
This Badass SUV Company Is Dartz's First Competitor
We would buy this in a heartbeat.
July 02, 2015
Dartz Built An Insane Bulletproof Car Seat To Keep Baby Dictators Safe From Assassins
It stops a bullet, but can it stop a spanking?
January 31, 2015
Dartz Unveils New Line Of Bespoke Child Car Seats, Calling It “L'Enfante Terrible”
Why skimp on the car set after you spent so much on the car?
January 16, 2015
Dartz Unveils G-Squad Armored Hotline, A Relatively Sensible Line Of Armored Cars
“Dartz” and “Sensible” are not words we ever expected to use in the same sentence.
November 24, 2014
Dartz Sells Off General Admiral Aladeen Virgin Guard Car, Quite Possibly to an Actual Dictator
No word on whether the Virgin Guards were included.